I’ve always said that I think it’s God’s way of making things fair that LeBron James’ hairline is rapidly receding. This is a guy with oodles of money, every basketball talent you can imagine and a host of other advantages, so the fact that he’s going bald is the one thing that makes him human. Thought that for the past few seasons, but I’ve never seen it so hilariously explained as theScore’s Bomani Jones does in this video. It’s great.

Because seriously, LeBron’s not fooling anybody with his Old-Timer headband camouflage. Try as he might, that two inch strip of terry cloth can’t disguise reality. Embrace baldness.