Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder
If everyone’s new favorite team wins again, will that make people sad because they beat everyone’s old new favorite team? Such a conundrum. Let’s hope they tie so everyone can be happy forever and ever amen.
Boston Celtics at Miami Heat
It has only been two days since Game 1, so if the Heat whip the Celtics again, rust can’t be an excuse. Well, I guess it can, because of old jokes. Those guys are so old, they are made of rust. Ha ha, gotcha.
Herman Düne — “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know”
Definitely the best music video featuring Jon Hamm taking a fuzzy blue puppet on a road trip that you will ever see. No doubt about it. Flawless victory.
An Adult Baby
No big deal, just a 29-year-old man who lives half his life as a baby. Couldn’t be more normal.
49 Seconds of America
This is the most American video to ever exist. It was filmed by a camera taped to an overweight eagle who squawks too loud and listens to Nickelback, which is ironic because they’re a Canadian band. Get it together, fat eagle.