“In leading the Mavericks to the Western Conference Finals for the first time in five seasons, Dirk Nowitzki has shown off the latest innovations to his already extensive ‘toolbox’ of skills — a one-legged, step-back jumper that’s almost impossible to block and a left-handed hook shot,” the Associated Press’ Jaime Aron recently wrote.

In other words, he plays good like an iPod.

Summer. Jam.

Comments (4)

  1. why does it song like they are saying dick??

  2. Hahah!!!

    The German Moseeeeeeees!!!

    Hilarious :D

  3. Oh. My. God.

    I’m pretty sure this is the best/worst thing ever made.

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