Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks
It is pretty hilarious to think that Dirk Nowitzki missing one free throw and going 11-15 from the field would be an improvement, but that’s the kind of post-legendary performance kind of society we live in these days.

Best NBA Uniforms Poll
Sports Illustrated’s Andy Gray put together a neat little thing where you can vote on the best uniform for each team. For whatever reason, my preference were almost always the lowest ranked choice. Like those Hawks jerseys with the actual hawk on them weren’t awesome. Pssht.

Best Child Rap About the Haters
Your contenders: Locomotive Curt and Yung Funk. Choose wisely.

Best New Japanese Sport
From now on, The Basketball Jones will become The Whatever This Is Called Jones because holy smokes this is an incredible sport. It’s like King of the Mountain plus rugby plus a mosh pit at Woodstock ’94.

Best New Talk Show Host
Bert from “Sesame Street,” obviously. He’s talking to Andy Samberg of “Saturday Night Live,” and he’s a total natural, except for the part where he is made from foam and felt.