Dallas Mavericks at Miami Heat
It is Game 1 of the NBA Finals. I am excited. Are you excited? You should be excited.

Keep Moving
Kind of bad timing that Kevin Garnett’s first shoe commercial is called “Keep Moving” and came out after he’d been eliminated from the playoffs, but it’s still pretty great. Especially the part where he’s wearing a jersey that replaces “Celtics” with “Garnett,” like a 1990s video game.

Cavs for Mavs
Get this logo tattooed on your body. It’ll match your t-shirt.

Shawn Marion’s Rookie Scouting Report
“He’s a very natural shooter.”

This Old Man
Barking, oinking and meowing during a live interview translates in any language.