Dallas Mavericks at Miami Heat
Dirk Nowitzki has one hand. Mike Miller has one arm. Advantage: Dallas.

The Greatest Moment in Shaquille O’Neal’s 19-year Career
Yep, this is number one.

John Stewart on Donald Trump’s Pizza Party
Come on Donald Trump. Do not eat non-stuffed pizza with a fork.

Donald Trump on John Stewart on Donald Trump’s Pizza Party
“I don’t carry knives and forks with me.” — Donald Trump’s epithaph

Insane Clown Posse Does “The Way You Make Me Feel”
Sorry about your ears bleeding. Didn’t mean for that to happen.