This is what happens when you tell people to check your stats.

They check them, see you didn’t do much offensively in the fourth quarter, and then write a column that says you shrank in the final period while casting you in Rick Moranis’ role in “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,” which doesn’t even make sense because Rick Moranis didn’t shrink in that movie, unless Gregg Doyel is really trying to bring up the straight-to-video “Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves,” which would be an even worse reference. That’s the danger you bring upon yourself when you wear a “Check My $tats” t-shirt.

Nonetheless, it seems like LeBron’s learned a little something from his last encounter with a stupid postgame question. Confidently disparaging your assailant with facts is a far better strategy than the alternative.