a) Mavericks fans are a strange bunch.

b) This guy should get together with the Mavs fan who is a basketball hoop and start a band that plays covers of Top 40 hits that have had the lyrics changed to be Mavericks specific. They should be called Nowitzkelback.

c) Alternately, they could be called That’s Dallas.

d) Or The Blue Eyed Ds.

e) Any less round of a head and this looks stupid.

f) That is all.

(via BuzzFeed)