Every person on Earth with an Internet connection has written something about LeBron James in the past two days. Literally everyone, and that is not an exaggeration because I don’t even know what “hyperbole” means. That’s a lot of articles, and LeBron has read every single one and he very much appreciates them.

From NBA.com:

James said he tried to escape the furor over his Game 4 performance, the eight points (which included none in the fourth quarter) going down as his worst playoff showing to date, by going to dinner. But that didn’t work. Channel surfing in his hotel room proved fruitless, as well. So he turned to the Internet, where he said he caught up on some reading about his own trials and tribulations from those of us charged with documenting his every move during these days.

“You just try to stay up and watch TV, and there is never anything on TV,” James said of the ways in which you try to escape from the moment. “Get on the Internet and read you guys’ columns. Those are fun. I’ve seen a lot of them. They’re pretty good. Appreciate it.”

See? He’s no Nate McMillan. LeBron’s reading what you write, and when you consider he keeps an enemies list, you have to assume that that list is growing faster than a kissing web at a small college. Be careful.

And since this is an Internet column about LeBron, I guess it’s safe to assume he’s reading this too.

Hey, LeBron. Great job in that State Farm commercial. Good luck on your Finals.

Comments (7)

  1. I don’t believe the whole Rashard Lewis thing but I wonder what he’s thinking about that. There are some harsh tweets I’m reading about that lol

  2. He’s only reading the columns? He needs to be more aggressive and start writing some columns.

  3. I agree with smk73. LeBron has been shrinking from his responsibility to start a blog to respond to every single critical article, post, or comment aimed at him. Jordan would have published hundreds of articles by now if he were LeBron. However, if he were LeBron, he could not ever live up to the greatness of Jordan so he probably would NOT publish those articles in that scenario. So LeBron doesn’t look so bad in comparison to Jordan anymore meaning LeBron IS living up to the greatness of Jordan ….. malfunction …..

  4. Jeff, if you are hoping that LeBron will read your comment, somehow understand your sarcasm, appreciate what you are trying to say, and then befriend you and invite you down to Miami so you two can go out for steak dinners, party and score hot Latina ass, you should not have posted anonymously.

  5. Jordan wouldn’t need my email address. He would find a way to contact me.

  6. Hell, even Kobe would’ve come to your door and stared at you while he slowly stuck his jaw out.

    Lebron’s commercial sucks. Why does he look confused after the boxing gloves appear? He fucking called for Michael “Guy who announces that a fight is going to start” Buffer.

  7. Hey Hey LBJ if your reading this & need to figure out how to get out of this funk I think I can help you. You see you gotta jump up really high in the air and dunk the ball on as many people as possible. I think you’ll find that all will be right as rain afterwards. Maybe you’ve stopped believing in yourself now that you’re slowly realizing your an epic tool but the rim doesn’t mind. A lot of champions have been epic tools they just were less of a pussy about the whole thing.

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