Hipster Dirk was in to saxophone way before Lady Gaga tried to bring it back.

Hipster Dirk only does special German workouts with some trainer you’ve probably never heard of.

Hipster Dirk was a much-maligned superstar who was considered too soft to win an NBA title way before LeBron James made that popular.

Hipster Dirk didn’t go to college because he thought they’d try to change him.

Hipster Dirk’s best friends are a Canadian, your dad and a Puerto Rican midget.

Hipster Dirk wanted the Mavericks to win a championship before that was all mainstream.

Hipster Dirk listens to David Hasselhoff unironically.

(photo via World Red Eye’s incredible Mavs party gallery)