You were probably thinking, “The season is over. DeShawn Stevenson already busted out his ‘Tell Me How My Dirk Tastes’ t-shirt. There is nothing left to accomplish, hater-wise. He’s done it all.”

Nope! From ESPN:

“It makes me feel good, man, to beat him, to beat that Miami team,” Stevenson told in an AmericanAirlines Arena hallway after the Mavs clinched the title with Sunday’s Game 6 win. “The way they act, the way they treated Dirk [Nowitzki], all the things that they said were very classless. To win on the court the way we did it, it was wonderful.” [...]

“I think we did it with class,” said Stevenson, who was involved in a shoving match with Miami’s Udonis Haslem and Mario Chalmers that resulted in technical fouls for each during the second quarter of Game 6. “They tried all kind of different things and made fun of us and were on the go-karts laughing after Game 1, like they already won the championship. To beat them on their court, it feels good.”

Pardon me, but hahahahahahahahahahaha (LOL). DeShawn Stevenson called the Heat “classless” minutes before donning an anti-LeBron James shirt for a title celebration. If he were a pot, he’d be like, “Hey kettle, you’re black and classless.” Then he’d pretend like he can’t feel his cast iron face. If he met J.R. Smith, he’d say, “You have a weird neck tattoo.” And so on and so forth.

I especially like how Tim MacMahon includes the part about DeShawn getting in a pushing match during Game 6, just to remind you that he’s a bit of a wacko. He probably thinks Drew Gooden was weird for wearing a number in the 90s.