After 12 seasons in the league, it’s understandable that Shawn Marion would have a crush on the Larry O’Brien trophy. Totally natural to treat it like the One Ring. Even the dry humps make sense, given the circumstances.
However, you’d think he’d realize which way the thing is supposed to face in pictures. Unless that’s how he thinks you’re supposed to pose for photos, with both parties facing each other. If so, prom must have been awkward.