If there’s one thing that people always say about Tim Duncan, it’s that he really knows how to party. That he just goes crazy during the offseason, traveling all around the world and really living it up. He’s a real wild man.

Except no one says that, because he goes to Las Vegas and does things like this. From Spurs Nation:

Tim Duncan cooled his heels last week by checking out a variety of shows during a family vacation in Las Vegas.

The esteemed Las Vegas gossip columnist Norm Clarke of the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports that the Spurs All-Star forward caught the action of the Jabbawockeez show Friday night at the Monte Carlo Hotel.

Earlier in the week, Duncan watched Carrot Top’s performance at the Luxor Hotel.

The only way this trip could be more up Tim Duncan’s alley is if the Magic: The Gathering pro tour happened to cross through Vegas during the same week Timmy took his vacation. Or if he got front row seats to Celine Dion’s revue at Caesar’s Palace. I’m sure he loved her first set of shows and is just dying to see her new performance.