All this time we thought the NBA lockout was something that had been building for years, but we were wrong. It started when LeBron James turned down Erik Spoelstra’s offer of $10 million that he had written on his chest, followed by Spoelstra refusing to sell LeBron’s shoes, followed by LeBron saying “Well maybe we just have a lockout!” and then Spoelstra agreeing. Duh.
Typical Heat. Always ruining everything.