Yesterday, a bunch of Mark Cuban’s college photos showed up on Google+ because Google knows everything about everyone at all times. Cubes already narrated the photos for Deadspin, so we decided to add our own.

This is from a John Oates impersonation contest where Cuban took third place. The prize was an uncooked dessert.

As you can see from these two pictures, eating with Mark Cuban is always dangerous and disgusting.

Nose, mustache, glasses: fake. Hair: unfortunately real.

More like Mark Pube-an, am I right???

“Sup. Just taking a little napski with someone’s gross cast on my stomach. College!”

This is where Cuban got the idea for his pose with the Larry O’Brien Trophy. It was terrible back then too.

Kinda feel like this picture resulted from a “Frequency” situation, where 2011 Mark Cuban somehow communicated with 1970′s Mark Cuban through and told him that he should take a picture with all of his bros giving the camera the finger. 2011 Cuban told 1970′s Cuban, “Trust me. It’ll be super relevant because you’re going to beat some guy named LeBron James at basketall. And one other thing, I want you to remember this word, OK? It’s kind of like a code word: Yahoo. Can you remember that?”

Comments (7)

  1. Lost in everything else that is happening is some dude’s bare ass with his buddy pointing at it right next to him.

  2. basically in all these pictures cuban is being a typical college douche … things havent changed one bit since the 70s

  3. First pic: Very niiiiice!!!

  4. When I saw the first pic without reading the header I honestly thought it was Pablo Escobar.

  5. @SB you speak the words of wisdom

  6. Har Mar Superstar?

  7. Cuban has a very dynamic personality. There’s going to be a lot of bad that come with that but there’s also a lot of good – thus why he’s so successful. The bad comes with the good in my opinion. Personally… i think he’s great for the sport of basketball.

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