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Eeeeeey, zees jetpack eees FUUUUUUN! Flyeeng zee jetpack weeth zee vatare, Tonay Parcare ees flyeengs over zee vatare. Tonay love flyeeng over zee vatare like ee ees Arry Pottare en zee Prizner o’ Azbanan. Zees jetpack ees Tonay’s eepogreef.

Oooooooooh, Tonay love thees. Tonay love thees more den vaw gwaw. More den salmon terrine. More den horse sangwich. Tonay do not love flyeeng on vatare more den baguette but ees clothes. Tonay love vatare flyeeng jetpack, but Tonay vreally love baguette.

Zees flyeeng vatare jetpack ees def better zan ven Tonay ride scoodser weeth Eva. Tonay no smiles weeth jetpack but zat doesn’t mean Tonay doesn’t love the flyeeng. Hafta keeps ze mouf clothesed weeth ze vatare flyeeng evrywar. You know wat Tonay say, “Vatare flows, mouf clothesed.”