Hold on just one second. Am I crazy, or was this year’s ESPYs actually worth watching? Dirk Nowitzki’s Academy for Awkward Basketball … Blake Griffin and friends’ 1-800-LOCK-OUT scam … Seth Meyers rippin’ the no-show Miami Heat … I thought the ESPYs were garbage, America. I’m so confused. Help me.
Those three things you mentioned were hilarious, but the rest of the affair was pretty painful to watch. Athlete acceptance speeches shouldn’t exist (though the awkward lockout moment with the Mavs and Cuban winning “Best Team” was gold).
I want that camp shirt. Dang!