On one hand, here he is on Saturday,  juggling a ball then knocking home a penalty kick like he’s our generation’s Ronaldinho.

On the other hand, when he played in a charity game on Sunday, he scored an own goal, gave up a goal while playing keeper and, as you can see above, destroyed the artificial pitch (soccer term) while trying to defend. As he told Capital Games, “I know who wasn’t the MVP, that was me.” Mr. Modesty over here with his basketball shorts under soccer shorts.

So basically, results inconclusive at this point. Nice striker build though. He could be the next Peter Crouch.