Hey, what are you guys doing on October 9 at 8pm ET and October 10 at 9pm ET? Because I think we should all get together and watch FOUR HOURS of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian planning their wedding, getting narvous about their wedding and then having their wedding. I think that would be a great idea because it actually allows us to see an NBA player doing something on television rather than a shaky YouTube clip.

Or, alternately, we could all get together and do literally anything else in the world for four hours. Up to you guys. Just let me know. RSVP as soon as possible so we can plan how many cyanide capsules cheese trays we’ll need.

(via Entertainment Weekly)