Kevin Love: …so I say, “Even I like the Beatles more than the Beach Boys.” That’s kinda heresy in my family but wha–Hey is that Diddy?

Russell Westbrook: It sure looks like him. Let me get my glasses. (puts on glasses) Yeah, I think that’s Diddy.

Baron Davis: Oh, that’s definitely him. Diddy!

Diddy: Yeah, yeah.

KL: Oh, man. It’s really you. Huge fan, man. Huge.

Diddy: Don’t stop.

RW: Can’t believe you’re here at UCLA. Really great to meet you, Diddy. It is Diddy still right?

Diddy: Uh-huh, yeah.

BD: I’m Diddy too, kind of.

Diddy: C’mon. (rolls eyes)

BD: Easy, bro. I’m just saying, people call me B. Diddy. People call you P. Diddy. That’s cool, right?

Diddy: Oh!

BD: Just don’t want to step on your toes.

Diddy: Uh-huh, yeah.

KL: So what brings you out to UCLA anyway?

Diddy: Bad Boy, baby.

RW: Like scouting for talent or what?

Diddy: Uh-huh, yeah.

BD: Nice. I know some guys. Met them through a documentary I did a few years back. You got a business card or something so I can hook you up with a couple of tracks?

Diddy: Take that. (hands Davis a business card that just says diddy.com)

BD: OK, great. I’ll get in touch.

Diddy: Yeah, yeah.

RW: We gotta get going, Puff. Can we get a picture real quick?

Diddy: Uh-huh, yeah. C’mon.

(Toby Bailey is walking by and takes their picture since he has nothing better to do.)

KL: Thanks a lot, Did. Hey, you should come to class with us. It’s a business media entrepreneurship kind of thing. You could probably actually get a lot out of it. There’s a ton of people in there, so the prof wouldn’t even mind if you sat in.

Diddy: Yeah, yeah.

(The foursome walk to class and sit down to start learning.)

Trey Kerby: Hey guys! Just getting some blogging ideas!

Comments (12)

  1. Ha! Diddy. I’m not surprised he was visiting. His son may get a football scholarship and UCLA is one of the schools he is interested in attending.

  2. The Trey Kerby doppelganger is UCLA SF Reeves Nelson, marginal NBA prospect.

  3. “Trey Kerby doppelganger”
    rEALLY.
    aLSO, BUSINESS CLASSES SEEM KINDA POINTLESS WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF CASH. tHERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO LEARN, AND IF YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU DON’T NEED THE DIMPLOMA.

    also, sorry for the caps.

  4. If you were truly sorry for the all caps, wouldn’t you just backspace and retype your comment?

  5. No bitch-assness!!

  6. TOBY BAILEY! YES!!!!!!!!!!

    This was awesome.

    Are you not entertained?

  7. they look bored… and that girl is texting over in the corner.

  8. Oh man Toby Bailey was classic……I’m trying to remember who else was on that 95 team….Cameron Dollar, both O’Bannon’s, Tyus Edney, Gadzuric, etc.

  9. Russ… BBQ chips and Apple juice? do you like having a mouth that tastes like hot garbage?

  10. haha mike love related to kevin love?

  11. This made my day. thanks!

  12. The only way I’m re-opening the studio is if you walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie

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