“Today’s gonna be a good day. Legs feel fresh. Shoes are looking crispy. Three’s wet, Dale Ellis-style. Definitely gonna ball out today. Oh, is that Tyreke Evans? From the Kings? What’s he doing here? That’s weird. Whatever.

OK, yeah. I got him. This is my chance. Here we go. Let’s do it. Awww, crap.”  — guy in the pink shoes at 0:54

(via EOB)