According to Wikipedia, VMAN magazine “caters to the modern, urbanized man interested in what’s new in fashion, art, music, travel and culture,” which I guess explains why they put Dwyane Wade in some crazy clothes for their newest issue. It’s not quite Kobe’s legendary all-white shoot, but a salmon suit, black hot pants and what appears to be leftovers from the “California Love” video are hilarious looks in their own right, like all the worst trends of the ’80s combined in to a single fashion spread.

Here’s hoping the Heat incorporate those shorty shorts in to their uniforms. Not only would they totally revolutionize the sports uniforms industry, they’d look really great on everybody. Who doesn’t want to see Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ pallid legs glistening under the American Airlines Arena lights?

(via The Post Game)