According to Wikipedia, VMAN magazine “caters to the modern, urbanized man interested in what’s new in fashion, art, music, travel and culture,” which I guess explains why they put Dwyane Wade in some crazy clothes for their newest issue. It’s not quite Kobe’s legendary all-white shoot, but a salmon suit, black hot pants and what appears to be leftovers from the “California Love” video are hilarious looks in their own right, like all the worst trends of the ’80s combined in to a single fashion spread.

Here’s hoping the Heat incorporate those shorty shorts in to their uniforms. Not only would they totally revolutionize the sports uniforms industry, they’d look really great on everybody. Who doesn’t want to see Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ pallid legs glistening under the American Airlines Arena lights?

(via The Post Game)

Comments (7)

  1. “Who doesn’t want to see Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ pallid legs glistening under the American Airlines Arena lights?”

    Maybe the greatest sentence I’ve ever read.

  2. This is blog gold.

  3. Kazam — You misspelled “grossest.”

  4. does the V stand for vagina ?

  5. I understand what athletes are trying to get at when they say stuff like ‘warrior’ and ‘going to war’ but I really wish they wouldn’t vocalize it. Are there any military people out there that have an opinion on this?

    About the photos though, lol at Dwyane come on man you never go full retard.

  6. Now that I’ve seen Friends with Benefits, every time I see a photo essay on an athlete I’m going to think of the character played by Woody Harrelson and imagine it was his idea.

  7. Since when was Wade a point guard?

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