Roger Mason, Jr.: We had a really great meeting today, guys. Don’t wanna jinx anything, but things seem pretty well figured out. Don’t say anything though. I don’t make quite as much as you guys, so a huge fine really hurts the old pocketbook. Definitely couldn’t afford this Slinky Sleeves Puffer Coat after a million dollar fine. Oh, hold up. Twitter DM.
Barack Obama: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. What’s up with that lockout?
RMJ: (accidentally tweets a DM)
Obama: Niiiiiiiiice. Doin’ good. TTYL. Gotta figure out Libya.
Meanwhile, the Internet notices Roger Mason’s tweet…
Some Blogger: Whoa.
Another Blogger: Huh? Really?
Trey Kerby: So chill!
A Baby: GAGAGOOGOO!
Minutes later, David Stern catches wind of the tweet…
David Stern: Uhhhhhhhh….. (calls Roger Mason, Jr.) Roger, I saw your tweet.
RMJ: What? (hangs up, checks Twitter, sees a million retweets and a bunch of “How U” jokes)
RMJ: Oh no. (tweets)
The Internet gets suspicious. One notorious computer whiz tries to get to the bottom of the situation.
Lizbeth Salander: (runs Asyphixia 1.3, clones Roger Mason’s computer, instantly emails lengthy detailed account to Mikael Blomkvist)
Mikael Blomkvist: (moves to cabin, writes detailed “Millenium” article detailing how Mason was not hacked, costs Mason job as NBAPA vice president and friendship with Barack Obama)