Roger Mason, Jr.: We had a really great meeting today, guys. Don’t wanna jinx anything, but things seem pretty well figured out. Don’t say anything though. I don’t make quite as much as you guys, so a huge fine really hurts the old pocketbook. Definitely couldn’t afford this Slinky Sleeves Puffer Coat after a million dollar fine. Oh, hold up. Twitter DM.

Barack Obama: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. What’s up with that lockout?

RMJ: (accidentally tweets a DM)

Obama: Niiiiiiiiice. Doin’ good. TTYL. Gotta figure out Libya.

Meanwhile, the Internet notices Roger Mason’s tweet

Some Blogger: Whoa.

Another Blogger: Huh? Really?

Trey Kerby: So chill!

A Baby: GAGAGOOGOO!

Minutes later, David Stern catches wind of the tweet…

David Stern: Uhhhhhhhh….. (calls Roger Mason, Jr.) Roger, I saw your tweet.

RMJ: What? (hangs up, checks Twitter, sees a million retweets and a bunch of “How U” jokes)

RMJ: Oh no. (tweets)

The Internet gets suspicious. One notorious computer whiz tries to get to the bottom of the situation.

Lizbeth Salander: (runs Asyphixia 1.3, clones Roger Mason’s computer, instantly emails lengthy detailed account to Mikael Blomkvist)

Mikael Blomkvist: (moves to cabin, writes detailed “Millenium” article detailing how Mason was not hacked, costs Mason job as NBAPA vice president and friendship with Barack Obama)