We haven’t had a new Chucky movie since 2004, so it’s good to see that Blake Griffin took it upon himself to update the murderous puppet narrative for today’s day and age. A lot of things have changed since the heyday of terrifying dolls, but it’s encouraging that there is still a market for puppet-based horror, especially in the NBA.

Rumors have always persisted that Lil’ Penny did some truly horrendous things away from the commercials. Hopefully Blake Griffin’s arrest will finally bring those atrocities to light.