Have a safe Halloween out there, TBJers. Avoid big-time creeps like these guys, don’t eat anything that’s been obviously tampered with and don’t eat any apples at all because they all have needles and razorblades in them. Every single one of them. Safety first, then teamwork.

Come back tomorrow and everything will be different. It’s tour time. Get excited.

(via Fat Shawn Kemp)

Comments (1)

  1. just to be safe, i don’t eat any fruits or vegetables from october until the end of the year. i’d hate to get my produce from the farm where the mad science farmer engineers his crops with internal spikes.

    if candy has a razor in it, it can still largely be salvaged. but when it comes to produce, it’s ruined. maybe all vegetables don’t have razorblades, but they sure taste like it.

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