Sorry sliced bread, there’s a new best idea in town. (Also, sorry entire history of written language, for that sentence.) But seriously, this might be the funniest idea anyone’s ever had — a candlelight vigil for the marriage of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian.
It was organized through Craigslist and it took place at Dash, which is Kim Kardashian’s store or something like that. I’m not entirely sure, but I bet they sell all the DVDs for all the E! shows Kim is on. Seems like something they’d do.
Anyways, this vigil looks just as ridiculous the concept of a vigil for a reality TV star’s marriage sounds. Let’s enjoy some pictures together.
You know, like the time Kris Humphries almost fought Kim’s brother for making fun of Kim.
As soon as those candles burn out, this just becomes garbage. Seems like a pretty chill metaphor.
I think we can all agree that Lamar Odom is the real victim in all of this. I hope he knows it wasn’t his fault.
If Kim started dating the guy on the right, he would instantly become the leading data analyst at his insurance company. He’d probably win three straight Employee of the Month awards and then get a huge raise. Don’t underestimate the Kardashian Effect’s power.
There is nothing that says “vigil for Kim Kardashian’s marriage” better than a hastily-made sign on a beer case liner.
Pee-wee Herman for some reason.
I already miss the days of finding hilarious pictures of Kris and Kim together. My Getty Images searches will never be the same. This girl knows what I’m talking about.
All of these thing are true, except I don’t know who “KD” is. Kevin Durant seems to be doing OK and Kelly Dwyer is happy too. Kinda confused.
Is this a Lady Gaga character? This is probably a Lady Gaga character. It’s called art. You wouldn’t understand.
Kris Humphries never played for the Lakers or the Clippers, but OK. Feels like this lady isn’t seeing his side of the story. Not fair.