Kobe Bryant is either in a huge hurry or has devoted his lockout time off to becoming a speed skater. With that pose, it’s got to be one of those two things.

Or maybe he was just running from bees. From the GQ interview:

“Being attacked by a swarm was a recurring nightmare. My dream, however, was to fly like Superman.”

So it’s either bees, speed skating or he’s just in a big hurry. Help us figure this out in the comments because this is very important.

(via I Am a GM)