You might think this is more evidence that LeBron James is a huge jerk. That he can’t even be bothered to celebrate a dunk with a fan at a charity game when the lady clearly wants to take him to Boomtown.
But personally, I think this is LeBron inventing a new handshake/high-five maneuver we’ve never seen before. It’s called “The Eel” and it’s a direct descendant of the Chemical Brothers’ “Salmon Dance.”
All you have to do is refuse to give someone a fist pound but let them grab your arm and shake it so that it looks like you have an eel attached to your shoulder. It’s going to be huge.