You might think this is more evidence that LeBron James is a huge jerk. That he can’t even be bothered to celebrate a dunk with a fan at a charity game when the lady clearly wants to take him to Boomtown.

But personally, I think this is LeBron inventing a new handshake/high-five maneuver we’ve never seen before. It’s called “The Eel” and it’s a direct descendant of the Chemical Brothers’ “Salmon Dance.”

All you have to do is refuse to give someone a fist pound but let them grab your arm and shake it so that it looks like you have an eel attached to your shoulder. It’s going to be huge.

(via Deadspin)