Wassssssup, Oklahoma City? TBJ is all up in your guts, eating your steaks. Here’s the proof.

Boom. That’s just one of the six steaks that we ordered at Cattlemen’s, since that’s apparently the No. 1 thing to do in OKC.

Not that that’s a bad thing, but it is definitely a thing. Everyone we talked to recommended Cattlemen’s, including Kevin Arnovitz who called it “the best steakhouse in a steak city.” That’s a pretty high compliment and something that would make for a great slogan on a business card. Even their sign is awesome.

It’s like living in an Instagram filter, only with better food.

Thus far, we like OKC. Sure, we’ve only been one place but it was really good, so one-for-one. Plus our hotel sent a limo to pick us up from the restaurant which really made us feel like wealthy oil barons.

Now maybe this will end up being the pinnacle of our OKC adventures — cruising in a white stretch limo after eating at an old-timey steakhouse is the epitome of 1970s high class ballin’ — but I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the Sooner State’s capital. I am not sure what you guys do all the time, but this was a nice little excursion. Keep it up and we can reevaluate your not-so-great national image.

Our show’s tonight, so if you live in OKC or somewhere near it that is maybe within five hours, you should come. We’ll pretty much just be talking about Cattlemen’s, so it’s going to be awesome.

Comments (11)

  1. can’t believe you guys skipped atlanta but made it to OKC, major diss to the A and to seattle. i just hope you guys don’t end up on the wrong side of town and get cornholed by somebody’s grandpa. no offensive oklahomans, but the only thing good to come out of your state is the flaming lips. TBJ, a word of advice from the great american scholar samuel l jackson taken from the epic saga Jurassic Park, “HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS!” and by butts i mean buttholes and by “hold on” i mean dont let them get raped by a gang of team stealing rednecks. GOOD LUCK!!

  2. I like that Skeets has the same expression as the horse in the pic behind him.

  3. Turb0 just gave the Jones a good reason to skip Atlanta

  4. Serious Abed vibe coming off Skeets in that picture.

  5. Crumb has either never been to OKC or has lived his entire life there.

  6. I agree with Crumb, anybody who talks/thinks about guy on guy anal deserves to get their town skipped.

  7. what does grandpa rape look like up there in your ivory tower?

  8. Skeets’ new nickname should be “T-Bone”.

  9. skeets: “this is about 12 times my normal daily calorie intake”

  10. Thats definitely small and mustashless Ron Swanson

  11. I can’t belIeve the hotel sent Kenny Fucking Powers to pick you guys up. No crazy cocain bi he stories with that guy?

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