OK, so a super pointy goatee and a slicked-back coif is kind of expected from Chris Andersen. Fair enough. Doesn’t mean it’s not a perfect tweak to his already excellent steez, but I’ll admit it’s not terribly surprising. Just glad to see he’s keeping things fresh.

Andre Miller’s getup, on the other hand…

Yes. A blue Peter Pan hat is exactly what Dre needs to gain some traction in the NBA blogosphere. So perfect. Hope he figures out a way to work this in to his gameday attire, like that time Sam Perkins wore a do-rag over his dreads for half a preseason game against the Bulls. Just let this one slide, David Stern.

Sure, the NBA season is all of one workout old, but the Nuggets are already in the lead for most hilarious team in the league. Here’s hoping for a wire-to-wire winner.

Comments (8)

  1. They both look like they’ve been jobless for the last 5 months!

  2. Andre Miller is the healthiest looking homeless guy i’ve seen in a while

  3. It’s good to know I was ahead of the trend for once. I’ve been dressing like a penniless hobo for the past two decades. These guys know what’s up. The more your clothes say “I don’t give a sh!t”, the more comfortable they are.

  4. Oh my. (adjusts monocle).

  5. Chris Andersen: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

  6. Am I the only one that forgot about the Miller/Felton trade over the lockout?

  7. Damn ‘Dre sounds like Denzel Washington lol.

  8. Not a Denver fan by any means but when I saw this team get assembled right after the Melo trade – I was like “HOLY SHIT THEY DEEP!!” Very stupid to trade away Felton for Andre Miller. Kenyon Martin, J.R., and Wilson Chandler playing in China just ruined the “depth” this team had at each position. Nene and Afflalo are free agents now smh. I understand that losing to the Thunder in 5 games probably took a toll on them considering they were so so deep and the whole Nuggets team basically lost to 3 guys in KD, Westbrook and J.Harden.

    If I was the GM, I would’ve kept that Denver roster the way it was. It takes time to gel but they could’ve been the future of the West. Oh well…. GO BULLS!!!

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