There are only three things in this life that are certain — death, taxes and Juwan Howard being a professional basketball player. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

And remember, chill out.

Comments (11)

  1. He was also the first person to show up at the training facility after the handshake agreement ending the lockout. Why can’t he just chill out?

  2. Trey Kerby a Talking Heads fan? Who would’ve thought.

  3. Trey, your humor are always so spot on. well done sir, well done.

  4. Him and Grant Hill should start a senior league – just like the D-League, but D-HCYPAAN-League,[how come you play at age ninety league]….

  5. Alternate Senior league name:
    MBLA – Man Boob League of America.

  6. Juwan Howard is a vampire.

  7. LOLOL dont kill me!! lol

  8. yay another season of garbage-time thuggery

  9. I can clearly see myself in 2027 celebrating the 200 years of Juwan Howard historic career. I’ll even throw a party in his honor.

  10. You can keep Howard. We have Kurt Thomas now.

    See my Top Moments from the Lockout below:

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