These two videos are all you need to know about JaVale McGee. Up top, you’ve got the incredible highlight followed immediately by a hilarious — and completely unnecessary since it’s preseason — staredown of a rookie. Down below is the groan-inducing lowlight followed immediately by a loud, hilarious obscenity.

This is JaVale McGee and this is why the Wizards are a must-watch. No team in the league gives you higher highs and lower lows on a play-to-play basis. They are the NBA’s yin yang, which you’re free to get airbrushed on a t-shirt if you happen to be a sixth grader in 1995.