Rapid-fire joke time with Shelden Williams’ super smash-o-face.

  • Shelden Williams got rid of his driver’s license and uses this photo as his primary form of identification because this is the most Shelden Williams picture ever taken.
  • The most unbelievable thing is that Shelden Williams actually scored.
  • Oh great, now his face is going to look weird.
  • This would have never happened to Candace Parker.
  • Shelden Williams really has a nose for the ball.
  • $992,680 well-spent.
  • I can’t imagine why the Nets are trying to trade to Dwight Howard.
  • Just when you thought that Atlanta Hawks guarantee couldn’t look any smarter…
  • More like Smell-den Williams.
  • Ball so hard.

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(via SportsGrid)