Forgive me for not being up to date on the dental apparatuses present in the mouth of a 27-year-old rookie who had played all of nine minutes before last night’s legendary three overtime game, but I just think you guys need to know that Atlanta Hawks forward Ivan Johnson has diamond teeth and he wears them in actual NBA games. It’s like no one told him the Hot Boy$ haven’t had a hit single since 1999′s supremely excellent “I Need a Hot Girl.”
I really hope this catches on. Just an idea, but some dude with multiple rings should have them melted down to make the world’s first championship fronts. Tim Duncan is the obvious choice but I think Luke Walton could pull it off as well.
(left image via CJ Fogler)