Forgive me for not being up to date on the dental apparatuses present in the mouth of a 27-year-old rookie who had played all of nine minutes before last night’s legendary three overtime game, but I just think you guys need to know that Atlanta Hawks forward Ivan Johnson has diamond teeth and he wears them in actual NBA games. It’s like no one told him the Hot Boy$ haven’t had a hit single since 1999′s supremely excellent “I Need a Hot Girl.”

I really hope this catches on. Just an idea, but some dude with multiple rings should have them melted down to make the world’s first championship fronts. Tim Duncan is the obvious choice but I think Luke Walton could pull it off as well.

(left image via CJ Fogler)

Comments (16)

  1. Ivan Johnson robbed Tim Duncan and melted his rings down to make his grill.

    • THE TRUTH IS IVAN HAS COME A LONG WAY AND MADE HIS OWN WAY. WHAT’S HIS IS HIS AND MY “COUSIN” DIDN’T ROB ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING. DO YOU HAVE WHAT HE HAS?

  2. Trey Kerby, stop hatin you pussy ass bitch!

  3. Money well spent. Not!

    Zing!

  4. This is the least hatin’ thing I’ve ever written.

  5. The Hot Boy$ havent had a hit since 1999, but apart, they have all become big in the rap community, some more than others (think Baby and Wayne) and kinda-big (think Manny Fresh and B.G.) B.G. is above lil wayne in talent.

  6. The way he played maybe more of the Hawks lineup need to get diamond grills, especially Joe Johnson. He can afford it after stealing $120mil.

  7. Where’d he get that, juco? I hope it’s not some cheap cubic zirconia knockoff he picked up during his year in Korea.

  8. I didn’t realize this when watching the game last night. I’ll have to keep an eye out for this.

  9. LOL @ The Truth, Kerbs aint hating, I think you’s hatin on trey….

    IVAN the Terrible looks like a real gangster. Can you picture this guy in shades and a leather jacket on some corner?

    I was hoping he would go over and slap Chuck for making those comments about the Hawks! and Weight Watchers!

    • HE IS FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, ROOTED OUT OF GONZALES, TEXAS. I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM. HE’S MY COUSIN AND NEVER HAS HE BEEN A THUG OR A CORNER HANGING TYPE OF GUY. HE GRADUATED, WORKED, WENT TO COLLEGE. HE HAS PLAYED FOR THE OREGON DUCKS AND OTHER TEAMS. NOW HE’S A PRO…AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT’S YOUR SAL?

      • The game was really boring that night and he comes in and plays hard and made the game from being a sleeper,were you have the television on ,then your watching because he is giving a stelar,dynamic performance. People just because some one wants to have gold in there mouth doesnt make them hood or gangsta. I have one gold tooth in mine,in the center and on occassion I like to wear my wide gold herringbone necklace and I am educated working on a second degree and I’m no thug. Gold in the mouth is a preference and choice,just like some people getting tattoos,rocking big unusual rims,etc.It does not defined who you are. I sure hope we hear more about Ivan. I hope the Hawks sign him for a good contract. I am just a few hours away from Atlanta and I havent seen a hawks game since Mookie Blaylock.

  10. I have seen Ivan Johnson destroy the Maine Red Claws and am now pleased that Grill-Zilla has gone prime time. Steimroller/Johnson race for rookie of the year is now in full bloom!

  11. Ivan Johnson and Deshawn Stevenson were separated at birth!

  12. Ivan reminds me of Charles Oakley. Not in how he plays but in looking like the toughest guy off a prison team. The Hawks can use that.

  13. He’s from my city…grills is a Texas thang,always has been always will be.

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