Considering the fact that there are 21,000 people standing on their feet and screaming at the top of their lungs for a human victory cigar, it’s pretty impressive — though I’m not willing to admit that’s the right word for it — that Stacey King’s “White Mamba” exaltations are the most ridiculous thing about this clip.

Well, that and Brian Scalabrine deciding a fadeaway 5-footer on a breakaway is the best means of scoring his first points at home on the season. Those two things are equally silly.