There’s only one way to settle this — an open car-jumping competition that any NBA player is free to enter. We’ll film the whole thing and make a flashy “Fast and Furious” kind of documentary about it. Loser has to leave the league for good.

Make it happen, David Stern. There’s nothing bad that could possibly happen.

Comments (4)

  1. Hell jumping over the front end of a car, like Blake did, isn’t even that hard. I already jumped over the front of a subcompact (read, small) car when I was like 16 and 5’8.

    As far as dunking at the same time (i could dunk, but no while jumping a car), that’s the tough part, obviously.

    But these are world-class athletes, I can’t believe no one can jump over the middle part of car and dunk it amongst NBA players. Having the balls to try it is a different matter though.

    • i never usually comment on online columns/blogs that i read. however, i have got to completely agree with BaraChat, the last paragraph especially.

  2. Blake will surely dunk over a bicycle and win the event! Just like he did at the All-Star!

  3. They’ve been doing it over concertibles waaaaaaay back :)

    But over a hardtop… That will take balls, yeah, and also a lot of kushiony mats all around, like the ones mascots use when dunking with the trampolines

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