It’s real. It’s happening. Eddy Curry is really a member of the Miami Heat and he is really playing in real games. I swear it’s true.

It happened last night. He went 2-for-3 from the field and his second made shot was a tip dunk that the Internet somehow hasn’t uploaded to YouTube. Rare miss, Internet.

But still, Eddy Curry is now an official NBA basketball player in the year 2012. Incredible.

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.