It’s real. It’s happening. Eddy Curry is really a member of the Miami Heat and he is really playing in real games. I swear it’s true.

It happened last night. He went 2-for-3 from the field and his second made shot was a tip dunk that the Internet somehow hasn’t uploaded to YouTube. Rare miss, Internet.

But still, Eddy Curry is now an official NBA basketball player in the year 2012. Incredible.

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.

Comments (7)

  1. i love it when eddie curry takes over the internet

  2. wow he did lose 500lbs…

  3. I promptly suggested all managers in my fantasy league with a problem at center pick him up quickly. I mean, it’s Eddy Curry and 2012. (Because 2012 is a good number as it adds up to 2+0+1+2=5, the first good prime.)

  4. I hope this inspires Mike Sweetney to put down the donuts and slim down for 2013. Okay, 2014.

  5. “Rare miss, Internet.” DAMN YOU SOPA!!!!!

  6. I thought that Curry basket was actually a nice finish, and i’m not even considering the fact he was the former Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

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