Over the weekend, after another loss, Orlando Magic captain Dwight Howard told reporters he would play for the Chicago Bulls and “If I could play with Derrick [Rose] right now and God wanted that to happen, it will happen.” This comes on the heels of Dwight mentioning that, yeah, he’d listen to a call from the Celtics if they gave him a ring.

If you’re having trouble keeping up, that’s understandable, since these teams have to be added to the growing list of teams Dwight Howard would play for next season. So to help out, here is a list of teams Dwight is OK playing with next year.

YES!!!

  • Boston Celtics
  • Chicago Bulls
  • Dallas Mavericks
  • Los Angeles Clippers
  • Los Angeles Lakers

Yes

  • Atlanta Hawks
  • Denver Nuggets
  • Miami Heat
  • New York Knicks
  • Oklahoma City Thunder

Yes, sure

  • Golden State Warriors
  • New Jersey Nets
  • Philadelphia 76ers
  • Portland Trail Blazers
  • San Antonio Spurs

Yes, probably

  • Houston Rockets
  • Indiana Pacers
  • Memphis Grizzlies
  • Minnesota Timberwolves
  • Phoenix Suns
  • Utah Jazz

Yes, maybe

  • Cleveland Cavaliers
  • New Orleans Hornets
  • Sacramento Kings
  • Washington Wizards

Yes, begrudingly

  • Charlotte Bobcats
  • Detroit Pistons
  • Milwaukee Bucks
  • Toronto Raptors

No, of course not, are you crazy?

  • Orlando Magic

This should help you keep things straight in the coming months. It’ll need updating but this is a good start.