I love how LeBron James and Blake Griffin are secretly having their very own Dunk Contest.

First, LeBron pulls off “The Assassination of John Lucas III” oop.

Solid “10.”

Blake, unfazed, sees that and raises him with a good ol’ “Mozgov” on Kendrick Perkins’ mug.

Another “10″ from the judges.

LeBron’s answer? Oh, you know, just your routine “Windmill Tip-Dunk” off a Wade miss versus the Bucks. (And, yes, we’re aware it didn’t count. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL DUNK CONTEST! Relax.)

In this contest? Probably good for only a “9,” believe it or not.

But you’re up, Blake. Should we send Kenny Smith to go get the choir?