It’s magnets, duh. How else are we supposed to believe that a guy who’s been bald the past few years suddenly has a full head of stubbly hair? It’s gotta be magnets.

Glad this is settled. Now to figure out why Joakim Noah’s sideburns won’t connect to his goatee.

Comments (6)

  1. I love the “And 1!” hover text. Nice touch.

  2. Glad to see the Yertness is still at such a high level. While you’re investigating Bulls hairstyles, give Thibs some attention – the frustrated hair-pulling is outta hand for a team with this record.

  3. Trey,

    Could it be horse magnets?

  4. lol. He does look very clownish with that spray painted beard and brows

  5. This seems to contradict my Chia-Boozer theory.

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