It’s all LeBron James’ fault

Do things suck for you? Do you wake up every morning with the same personal problems you have today? Are you tired of going to the grocery store and not finding the right milk and being so picky about it that you won’t buy one of the 30 other kinds of milk that they have for sale?

If so, then try the Blame LeBron James Method, only from LeBron James. It’s a revolutionary system where you take your predicament, shift the blame to the system’s creator and then move on with your life.

Here’s the founder, client and president — Mr. LeBron James. From ESPN:

“I’m an easy target; if someone wants to get a point across — just throw LeBron’s name in there,” James said. “You could be watching cartoons with your kids and you don’t like it, you say, ‘Blame it on LeBron.’ If you go to the grocery store and they don’t have the milk that you like, you just say, ‘It’s LeBron’s fault.’ “

It’s that easy. Anything that goes wrong, just blame it on LeBron James.

Lose your keys? It’s LeBron’s fault.

Sprain your ankle? Blame it on LeBron.

Try to let out a burp but kind of throw up in your mouth a little bit and get that burning sensation in the back of your throat? That’s LeBron’s fault, too.

Just think of the possibilities. No longer will you be on the hook for all the mistakes you make, because now they’re all LeBron James’ fault. Just pile up all the little things that go wrong in your silly, small life on LeBron’s strong shoulders and he’ll carry the blame. Don’t worry, he’s strong.

It works anywhere.

Accidentally tell your girlfriend she looks fat when she asks? LeBron.

Pee the bed? LeBron.

Bankrupt some of the biggest financial institutions on Earth and send the United States in to a terrible depression? LeBron.

It’s the Blame LeBron James Method, only from LeBron James. Don’t say he never did anything for you.

Comments (19)

  1. He’s got a point, but he can’t convince his haters about it with performances like last night, when he got 2 points in entire second half.

    • Spot on….. and he only seems to go to the basket on open lanes. time for him to be more physical

  2. Not so quick, LeBron. Tracy McGrady is the OG of being at fault.

  3. Forgot what i was going to say. Damn you Lebron!!!

  4. I just spit out my iced tea reading this post. Thanks a lot LeBron.

  5. The Heats loss yesterday? LeBron. Oh… wait.

  6. Psssh….Blame Lebron? We all know David Kahn is always the person to blame:

    In all fairness, the two names rhyme. Maybe LeBron just heard the “ahn” sound at the end of the name and assumed people were blaming him. But the answer is always to blame Kahn.

  7. I have made uncomfortable lovin’ to some large women in my lifetime…. I’m glad that’s LeBron’s fault and not a result of my poor decision-making.

  8. Is he trying to be martyr-LeBron or paranoid-LeBron? I mean if he’s willing to accept all blame to lessen our burdens then I have a few things to pin on him. But if he’s just paranoid then I don’t want to add to his decline into madness by adding to it.

  9. I blame LeBron for the “Blame LeBron” method.

  10. ohh shut up LeBron …stop bitching just swallow it

  11. I think I inspired this post with a comment I made on the Perkins story yesterday. So since I’m an official TBJ idea guy, I think Trey should be on stilts during the fix. Then he’d be a truly giant human giant.

  12. Bad karma. I would rather blame Kurt Rambis.

  13. Who would have thought that the source of the United States national deficit was LeBron James? It’s so simple, really.

  14. Waaay late to the Lebron’s Fault thread on ESPN.

    48 Minutes of Hell’s Fault

  15. Can’t think of a clever post for TBJ. LeBron’s fault.

  16. to the gentleman that wanted to show the T-mac video the OG of being blamed for everything, that video didn’t work, here is the working one

  17. FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!! i just bit my tongue reading thiiissss thank you LEbron

  18. im gonna teach my children to BLAME IT LEBRON

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