My first inclination is to blame LeBron James for getting chopped in the throat, but I actually think this is Dwight Howard’s fault, believe it or not. I don’t remember Hakeem Olajuwon ever doing this, but it must just be a very advanced post maneuver that he teaches but never had to use in a game.

Either that or Dwight Howard doesn’t really know what he’s doing in the post, but that can’t be it since he took all those classes. I blame Hakeem.