These are some really great bad puns, you guys. I’m not saying they’re the best bad puns, but they’re certLinly up there. (Nailed it.)

If you want to try to defeat David Letterman and his staff of writers at their own game, be my guest. I’ll be busy trying to get in touch with Dave to see if he wants to join us for the Pun Gun on tomorrow’s Overdose. Fingies crossed.