Ballin: Can’t choose between Kevin Durant’s 51 and eight boards, Russell Westbrook’s 40 and nine assists or Serge Ibaka’s triple-double of points, rebounds and blocks. Lucky for me, they play for the same team so we can give them a collective fist pound.

Not so much: Hedo Turkoglu played 25 minutes, took four shots and missed them all, and canceled out his three assists with his three turnovers. An actual human corpse would have had the same effect on the game.

Long: This was cool.

I’m still not sure how that ball didn’t rocket off the backboard, but I’m really glad it didn’t.

Speaking of rocketing off the backboard: Serge Ibaka had more blocks than 18 of the 19 non-Thunder teams who played yesterday.

Also: Ibaka’s 11 blocks were the third time this season that he’s blocked 10 or more shots in a game, which hasn’t happened since Shawn Bradley in 1996-97.

Hustle hard: Nick Collison said he wanted a YouTube mixtape of his best hustle plays set to Rick Ross music, so that’s what he got.

OK, now do Brian Cardinal’s best defensive rotation to some Schoolboy Q.

Word aapp: Ersan Ilyasova went for 29 points and 25 rebounds, joining Dwight Howard as the only player with a 20-25 game this season. Jon Brockman called it “Ersanity,” because he makes jokes like my dad.

No: Nice try with that sissy finger roll, Ricky Rubio.

One second you’re the next George Gervin, but then you’re the next Reggie Miller.

Mr. Game Winnersons: Not quite as cool as a last second three, but game-winning free throws are still pretty ballin.

Other things: Here’s the Jeremy Lin “Saturday Night Live” sketch if you live in the United States and haven’t seen it … Pau Gasol to the Bulls for Carlos Boozer and a bottle of scalp paint is definitely going to happen, I’m so sure … LeBron James hired Arnold Schwarzenegger’s old public relations strategist who did a great job with that whole covering up a child out of wedlock thing … Rajon Rondo is just a really cool guy who does really cool things … We’ve got The Fix coming up shortly, then nothing for the rest of the day since it’s a holiday in Canada and America. Go have fun with your family or presidents, depending on location

Comments (24)

  1. Man… Baron Davis has HUGE ears!!!

  2. John Brockman also said: “That’s how it’s done.”

  3. These posts are great Trey, be awesome if u could do
    them everyday…

  4. WOW, Prince’s block against Miller, Where Amazing Happens!

  5. Anyone else catch Serge’s Dikembe finger wag after block like 10 or so?

  6. I am not even having a president right now, Just a gov’t and opp who try a shoving match over who will name the next one. So nothing to see here.

  7. In the same way that everyone is saying “Jeremy Lin came out of no where, but now that he is here we should have seen him coming” I think that we are going to be saying the same thing about Knicks at the end of the season.

    Reasons why: 1) they fit the alpha dog formula and 2) they have a ton of vets with experience who are not too old yet.

    Check out my full arguments: http://bit.ly/zw6U6F

  8. Don’t forget to mention that Love got those free throws because of a terrible foul call. Total bail out from the refs.

  9. Jonesers, could you do us all a favor and help make Kelly Dwyer #BringBackBtB? Thanks in advance and Trey, keep bringing these Guns of ToN’s.

  10. Your a twerp for bashing Turkoglu, he was active last week do your job and look at his plays he’s underrated ne moron with two eyes can see that. People like you make Toronto fans wince, you don’t appreciate the club or the international talent it had. Good for Hedo he just drops trays when your not looking he was appreciated for his services and then ousted from this city like garbage. I was sitting in platinum when Carter took the raps six deep in the playoffs, your just mad cause you didn’t get your slice of pizza. I got some choice words for you but your not worth ne of it.

  11. Hedo is over paid and over the hill. that’s reality.

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