I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this is the funniest video ever created and that these two random Mavericks fans — but not those two Mavericks fans — who happened to accidentally picked up by ESPN’s mics are our generation’s Statler and Waldorf. But I am going to tell you that this video is fascinating because it captures candid moments that reveal that even if you’re totally invested in cheering for a basketball game, everything that comes out of your mouth will be the most mundane stuff imaginable. Maybe you’ll have a nice zinger here and there, but for the most part, you’re just saying “Defense!” and “Go team!” over and over.

And seriously, if anyone knows where Lamar Odom is, please let these people know.

(via Deadspin)