Are you guys ready for the strangest, most unexpected and possibly most disturbing NBA story of 2012? I sure hope so because it’s blockquote time.

From AVN:

VH1’s Basketball Wives: LAstar Jackie Christie, wife of former NBA player Doug Christie, revealed in a radio interview today that she and her hubby would be producing porn.

“I’m producing an adult film, me and my husband Doug. We’re executive producing and stuff,” Jackie told radio host Rickey Smiley on his show.

While she didn’t offer any further details neither Jackie nor Doug would be in front of the camera—all the acting roles would be played by porn stars.

Yep, Doug “I Don’t Look at Other Women” Christie and his wife Jackie “Doug Doesn’t Look at Other Women” Christie are making a porno together. There are some things that don’t make sense in this crazy world of ours, but this might make the least amount of sense.

As the AVN bro who wrote this story asks, “For a guy who admittedly ‘does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even eye contact,’ [...] how in the world would he be able to produce a hot adult movie?” A true conundrum. Our generation’s chicken-or-egg, only if the chicken and the egg were covered in various bodily fluids.

I guess we will have to wait until their movie comes out to get the answer? I don’t even know, I’m just guessing the proof will be in the porno pudding. I never dipped in to “No Ordinary Love” or “The Christies Un-Cut,” so I will probably skip this latest entry to the Christies’ oeuvre. But if you want to check it out, go nuts (sorry).

I’d love to hear an in-depth review of the cinematography, sound mixing and casting, which is what I assume the Christies will be handling. It’ll be very interesting to see how Doug is able to put things together without being able to look at the screen or listen to the sound.

(via Andrew Ungvari)

Comments (11)

  1. I was smiling and happy (for some other reason) when I opened up TBJ. This was the first headline I saw and my smile immediately disappeared. I’m sure this was not a unique reaction.

  2. It’s a test by his wife to see how far he would go in not looking at other women before he looses it…. Or maybe it has all males acting in it? That would be safe by his wife’s rules.

  3. Mother of god…

  4. First release title:

    “”I dont look Women in the Eye”: All Day Buttsecks “

  5. Guys, look at ‘em….this actually makes all KINDS of sense. In fact, this article made me smile, safe in the knowledge that the universe is ordered and cosmically balanced…

  6. Chris always reminded me of Rick Fox, but without all the acting talent.

  7. Speaking of NBA players doing porn, I would like to see one with Nick Collison and Kevin Love together.

  8. Dougie does Dallas?

  9. Well, you may not be going to like it, but he does not necessarily have to look at other women while producing adult movies.

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