Try all you want, Dr. Shaquille O’Neal, but I’m still calling you Shaq, as if I were a human No Mas t-shirt. I mean, if we have to start calling him Shaquille, then we’re going to be losing out on a whole bunch of puns, which is a non-starter as far as I’m concerned. Sure, saying “To Shaquille A Mockingbird” is his favorite book is pretty funny, but that’s about it. No thanks.

(via Steeebo)