Depending on whether or not I’ve seen it more recently than “The Godfather,” sometimes “Pulp Fiction” is my favorite movie ever. But even with that good will built up, I’m not loving this. If I wanted to watch Samuel L. Jackson recite paraphrased Bible verses from Ezekiel, I’d watch “Pulp Fiction,” when he’s actually in to it, and not just cashing a check to repeat one of his most famous movie lines.

Now, if he would have done some “Formula 51″ material while wearing a kilt, that’s a different story.