A list of old-timey NBA illnesses

Here is a list of archaic diseases currently spreading among NBA locker rooms.

  • Jason Dysenterry
  • DeSagana Diopsy
  • Jason Kapolio
  • Measles, Mumps and Jrubella Holiday
  • Jamalaria Crawford
  • Creutzfeld-Lacob disease
  • Carmelo Fever
  • George Karlera
  • Typhoid Chandler
  • Gerald Gangrene
  • Jeff Gangrene
  • Willie Gangrene
  • J.E. Gleet
  • Grippe Hamilton
  • Sacramento King’s Evil
  • Rodrigue Beaubonic Plague
  • Travis Goutlaw
  • Quinsy Pondexter
  • Thabo Scrofulosha
  • Brian Scalat Fever
  • Brandon and Kareem Thrush

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