Here is a list of archaic diseases currently spreading among NBA locker rooms.
- Jason Dysenterry
- DeSagana Diopsy
- Jason Kapolio
- Measles, Mumps and Jrubella Holiday
- Jamalaria Crawford
- Creutzfeld-Lacob disease
- Carmelo Fever
- George Karlera
- Typhoid Chandler
- Gerald Gangrene
- Jeff Gangrene
- Willie Gangrene
- J.E. Gleet
- Grippe Hamilton
- Sacramento King’s Evil
- Rodrigue Beaubonic Plague
- Travis Goutlaw
- Quinsy Pondexter
- Thabo Scrofulosha
- Brian Scalat Fever
- Brandon and Kareem Thrush
Please carry on in a like manner in the comments section below.
Rich Cholera?
No. No. Nevermind.
Pau Gastroenstinol
I’m currently suffering from a bad case of Steve Rash.
Kenyon Shartin?
Dengue fever seemed like a slam dunk.
Marcin Gout-tat
Ja-small pox Maagloire
Monty-Zuma William’s Revenge
Ricky Rubiosteoporosis
Jonas Valanciumuscular dystrophy
Charlotte Bobcataracts
Mad Kawhi disease
Shareef Abdur-Rahematoma
Roddy Beaubonic Plague
That is literally already on there.
Rod Beaubonic Plague?
Bo Goutlaw? …eh?
My bad, I’ll go with Luis Scoliosis then
Luis Scholera
Jeremy Linfluenza
Nene Halaria
TrAIDS Kerby (sorry)
Peperosy Sanchez
I got nothin’
Andiarrhea Bargnani
Lebronchitis James?
Grant Ill …. ……..
Yakhouba Diabetes
E’Twaun Morgellons
John Salmonella
Plight Howard
Brian Scabiesbrine
Trayo Clinic Kerby (points for the embedded ay-o)
Oops. O.J. Mayo Clinic works a lot better.
My pun gun just broke.
The Canswer – Iverson
Jruematoid Arthritis
Javale McGoitre
Rickets Rubio
Ricky Rubella
Speedy Claxmydia
Colitis Williamson
OJ Mayocardial Infarction
All productivity for the day has been lost.
Carmelanoma Anthony
LaMalariacus Aldridge
Tony Parkinson’s Disease
Gilbert Arenal Failure
Cardiac Martin Arrest
Gustomach Achon
Rajon Chrondomalacia.
Wally Szczerbiacne
Leukemia Harangody
Luther Headache
(it’s not a) Nicholas Batumor!
Jose Calderonary Disease
Andrea Bargngitis
Jodie Reeks
Pape SyPhilis
Jason Hart Attack
Kris Herpes
Jeff Athletes Foot
Botul-Ism’ail Muhammad
Sarunas Tuberculosis
Omer Asik Reflux
Earl-y Onset Alzheimer Boykins
AsthMattiCarrol
Delonte West Nile Fever
Charlotte BobCat Scratch Fever
Leukemia Walton
Beno Ulcers
Michael Beasles
Jeff Fatigue
Brian Cardiac Arrest
Tim DunCancer
Lamar Odimentia
Paul Pierced Lung
Ripped Hamilton
Torn Kukoc
JJ Diarrhea
Diarrheake Evans
Nick Young
Chris Bosh
ZING!!!!!!…loooooool
James Neverending Hardon
remember when you were a kid on a long drive and you had to poop?
Vince Car Turd
I remember when Chris Jackson caught Mahmoud Abdul-Ra-hoof-and-mouth.
Ron Artesticular torsion.
Inflamed Anus Kanter.
Mettastatis World Peace
Jeremy Lymphoma
Amar’e Stoudamyleofibrosis
Derrick Rosacea
Autism Daye
Wayne Swellington
Kenneth Fareiver
Kyle Korneal Abrasion
Christian Pink Eyenga!
Samuel Dalumbar spinal stenosis
Gregg Polyp-vich
Metta World Hunger
Raja Bell’s Palsy
Lou Gehrig’s Disease Williams
Tremor Azira
Al-Farouq Autism
Bismackular degeneration Biyombo
Ian Mahinmeasles
Greivis Vascular Disease
stephen jackson.
STAPHen Jackson.
But I agree with your actual point…
Also, Norris Cold.
Marcus Clamm(b)y.
Omri Raspy.
Carlos stuffed boogers.
Derrick (anal?, i mean he is aging.) Fissure. [fisher]
No one had Larry Bird Flu? Shocked.
Jeriatric Baylessitis
How about Carmelonoma?
Metta World Alopeacea
Broken legler
Anorexia Chapman
Kiddney Stones
Magic Johnson AIDS
Kelenna Azubukkake
You guys love your Bob Ducca, don’t you?
Mad (Pape) Sow Disease!
Marcuscular Dystroph-camby
Mono Ginobilli
En-Rajon-ed bowls
Grant (Bonner) Pill
…Criminally Linsane!!!
Most of the illnesses listed here are caused by viruses. More are about gangrene. Be careful of your footsies players. They are precious and should be taken cared of most of the time. In general, take good care of you health. It is your asset in the first place.
Luc – en – Moute Disease
Darrell Arthritis
Leon Polyp
Hasheem Thyroidism
Measle Westbrook
JJ Gonorrhea
Dysmenorrhea Azubuike
Eric Bledsore eyes
Greg Schizophrenia