I don’t know why you have to compare and choose betwixt these two bizarre pictures of NBA players hanging out in their civvies, but you do. It just feels right. When two pictures of NBA players just chillin’ in their intimates hit the internet in the same week, it’s only natural to decide which one is more bizarre.

The natural inclination here is to immediately choose Kris Humphries as the weirder picture. It’s part of an artsy magazine spread, there’s an M-16 lying on the ground for no reason, his face is painted like Aladdin Sane, he’s spread eagle wearing just briefs and boots — the reasons for choosing this photo are obvious. If you pick this one as the weirder one, that makes a lot of sense.

But please consider this Dwyane Wade and LeBron James photo as well. It’s not as strikingly odd, but then you realize they’re being best buddies hanging out in some sort of therapeutic pool in just their spandex while playing with their phones. Do you realize how risky that is? I’m not necessarily worried they’re going to be electrocuted, but who knows if they’ve backed up their devices recently. They’re this close to losing two of the most valuable address books in the world. Be careful, guys.

So let’s hear it in the comments — which photo is weirder? I have a feeling I know which way the vote is going to go but it’ll still be interesting to see the results.

Comments (13)

  1. Lebron and wade look like they’re not even in a pool, but it has gotta go to Humphries for the disgraceful “package” definition! It’s just not right on so many levels!

  2. Are those leather pants, Kris?

  3. It’s gotta be Kris Humphries. Broing out should always be celebrated, not scorned. Humphries, on the other hand, should definitely be scorned for that Kardashian Christmas card-esque photo.

  4. Is that leather underwear? It appears so. If so that.

    Also, I like to imagine LeBron and Wade are texting each other:

    “Dude, we’re in the tub!! lls”
    “smdh lol”

  5. The difference in Wade’s and Lebron’s hairline is frightening and Wade is the older one

  6. Wade: Should we invite Bosh to the tub party?
    LeBron: Nah

  7. gotta go with Humphries on this one but I was also had a mini panic attack from the phones near water at first glance.

    oh and shower shoes guys?

  8. I like to imagine that Wade and LeBron are texting Bosh to tell him he can’t come.

  9. its obvious wade and lebron are checking out their stats on The Score Mobile App. The Score Mobile App available on smartphone and tablet. The Score mobile app, now you are in control.

    P.S. Trey tell P/R “your’e welcome”

  10. I was going to say Humphries for obvious reasons until I saw that Wade and LeBron were wearing silly little white slippers in the pool. Who does that?

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